go hiking in them.
run your car over them.
or if in the city, place them before your neighborly bus route.
have your dog chew on them.
nothing says i don't care too much about fashion, while still being fashionable than nonchalantly displaying some weathered brown loafers with tongue-in-cheek, amongst the sea of new loafers that have become main street.
the trend now is to go sock-less, but if you feel daring these upcoming summer months, a short length mismatched sock (usually grey/black) to your brown loafer will afford a knowing passerbyer's grin.
